LM670-4

LM670-4 is a character that appears in the GTA Wiki: Saga of Morans series as a minor character from 2016 to 2018 and a deuteragonist (and occasional antagonist) from 2019 onwards. He also appears as the main antagonist of Kamikatsu from 2020 onwards.

Backstory
Nothing is known about LM670-4 before the events of 2016, other than he was already born as the most epic successful man alive. He has an unusual fondness of humourless dry jokes and bad media.

Close Encounters of the TAlim Kind
Having absolutely no idea how to do anything on the wiki, he decided to upload, for no reason, a terrible-quality image of a Dominator, beginning his career with an instant unofficial warning from TAlim 1994. Not wanting to learn, he retired from uploading images for two years.

Further Adventures in Trivia and Editing
While preparing to create a 3-hour video in which he read 700+ pieces of trivia points from GTA San Andreas missions, he tried to fix the trivia by correcting grammar, not realising the trivia section is usually a pit where useless information goes to die.

The Event Weeks, Mason, What Do They Mean?
After Ronalddmjunior's disappearance, the event week articles stopped being made. Being addicted to event weeks, LM670-4 quickly wrote a paragraph on the talk page: ''Why da fuk you bastards not making my event week articles, nibbas? Tis is my fucking cocaine and you're not giving it to me! Do I have to do everything myself‽‽‽''. Thinking it wouldn't plunge him into absolute insanity, he took it upon himself to create all the missing week articles from 2016 to 2018. He continued creating event articles until BolbiiS stole his work.

Discord & Rise to Power
He joined the GTA Wiki Discord server in December 2018, a decision that would eventually lead him into deeper insanity. Having been asked by Monk to join staff, he applied for Patroller. As the human form was limiting, he soon applied for the position of a tyrant admin. The knowledge he gained would deteriorate any mortal's mind into madness.

Having conquered the GTA Wiki, he sought to find more power, eventually finding a small, tiny, almost non-existing droplet of it at GTA Myths Wiki. Soon after deciding he wants to become a staff member there, he did what no man should ever do: he started unironically editing pages about interesting myths, such as Grove Street Elegy and Insane Cancer. However, he realised this was not the hill on which he wanted to die.

You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy him, not join him.
War was brought to the once peaceful land in late 2019, when Kamikatsu was OBLITERATED by Monk and LM670-4. Due to rising tension on discord, Monk decides to leave and give server ownership to Noirlime. Despite LM670-4's efforts to claim ownership for himself, Noirlime decided to be greedy.

F.E.A.R.
Following the restructuring of Kamikatsu under the "(2020 user)" brand, and his acquisition of GTA Online, LM670-4 set up half a dozen deep web websites, where he would later sell pics of sexy goth chicks acquired during his sessions with Kamikatsu.

Even though Kamikatsu has tried to cut ties with him, LM670-4 still tries to lure them back with Casino Heist money. Their relationship was later severed even further with The Cayo Perico Heist and later with an explosion in Kamikatsu's PC in early 2021.

After an investigation into what caused this explosion, the culprit was revealed to be Poseidon himself, sending water from the nearby sea to destroy the PC and ultimately prevent Kamikatsu to play with others. The issue was eventually resolved and LM670-4 could continue his stalker behaviour.

A Weapon to Surpass Monkeypolice
With the release of new vehicles as part of the Los Santos Tuners update to GTA Online, LM670-4 realised there were enough car customisation pics to allow him to easily surpass Monk in edits. He started grinding and uploaded thousands of pics onto the wiki, sometimes even hindering the Recent Changes page; and when you're an admin, they let you do it. You can do anything. He finally passed Monk in edits on August 18, 2021, becoming The Ultimate Editor.